Happy First Mother's Day

Dear Mom,

We just wanted to wish you a happy first mother's day. Now I know you had that big furry black thing before, but we consider this your first real mother's day.

We know its only been a couple of months in this world, but in this short time we have realized that you are the very bestest person in the whole world. Of course that guy with goatee is a pretty close second. But you are there for us every day, all day. We hunger and you feed us. We poop and you change us. We spit up and you clean us. We especially like the baths, I know we cry a lot but its nice to feel good and clean, and since daddy is too much of a big baby to bathe us you get to deal with it every time.

We don't really do anything except eat, poop, and spit up while we are awake yet, but the days are coming where we can have some more fun with you. Already we are starting smile when you talk to us, yeah we are greedy we want all the attention. And when you sit and talk to us we love to try to talk back to you. We both are trying to suck our thumbs, and we know that comes from you not daddy. All just signs that soon we will be more fun and do things other than eat, sleep, spit-up, and poop.

Happy Mothers Day.
Love,
Kevin and Alex